Humor Jokes

The short joke on "Humor Jokes" goes like this:

It’s because of (the sense of) humor (in us) that jokes create amusement and when jokes and humor are in perfect harmony – laughter rolls.


So, what’s their characteristic like?

• Humor is resident, while jokes woo from outside.

• Humor is platonic, while jokes are materialistic.

• Humor is moody, while jokes are funny.

• Humor is sensitive, while jokes are heartless.

• And, while jokes are the cause, humor gets the effect.

Then, what happens when humor and jokes are married off?

• They become Humor Jokes!

…And, how does the relationship go?

• When humor is dull, jokes don’t tickle.

• When humor permits, jokes create amusement.

• When humor enjoys, jokes feel good.

• When humor is in the mood, jokes are appreciated.

• When jokes cook funnies, humor relishes the fun.

• When jokes suck, humor gets bored.

• When humor sucks, jokes fall flat.

…But, when humor loves jokes, laughter is born!

Related humor jokes and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS text messages and text jokes:

• Double Meaning jokes
• Question Answer jokes
• Humor jokes

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Difference between joke and humor

Question: What is the difference between your wife and your job?

Answer: After 10 years your job still sucks!


Jokes and humor category: Difference between jokes and humor

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18th century joke and humor

Teacher: Students, what do you know about the people of 18th century?

Students: They are all dead now!


Jokes and humor category: 18th century jokes and humor

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Ant joke and humor

An elephant and an ant were once riding a motorcycle. There was a fatal accident and the elephant was dead. But the ant escaped unhurt.

Question: How come the ant escaped unhurt?

Answer: Because the ant was wearing a helmet!


Jokes and humor category: Ant jokes and humor

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Brain joke and humor

Dumbo: How long a person can live without a brain?

Doctor: How old are you?


Jokes and humor category: Brain jokes and humor

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Vitamin joke and humor

At a drugstore...

Customer: I would like some vitamins for my son.

Druggist: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Customer: Any will do! My son doesn't know the alphabets yet.


Jokes and humor category: Vitamin jokes and humor

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Male joke and humor

Doctor: You are looking so weak and exhausted? Are you properly taking 4 meals a day as I had advised?

Woman patient: Oh my god! I heard 4 males per day!


Jokes and humor category: Male jokes and humor

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Mind joke and humor

Mr Bush: I have changed my mind!

Mrs Bush: Oh good! Does it work better than the old one?


Jokes and humor category: Mind jokes and humor

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Farmer joke and humor

Stranger: Do you think I'll be able to catch the 3 o'clock train if I take the shortcut through your field?

Farmer: Oh, certainly! And you might even reach the station by 2 o'clock if the bull sees you.


Jokes and humor category: Farmer jokes and humor

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Honey joke and humor

What he means...

When a husband says: Take a break honey, you are working too hard!

He actually means: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner!


Jokes and humor category: Honey jokes and humor

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Mathematics joke and humor

Question: Why did the maths book go to the doctor?

Answer: Because it had a lot of problems.


Jokes and humor category: Mathematics jokes and humor

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Dumbo and Bambo joke and humor

Bambo: How's your new guitar?

Dumbo: Oh, I threw it away!

Bambo: What made you throw it away?

Dumbo: Oh! It had this huge stupid hole in the middle.


Jokes and humor category: Dumbo and Bambo jokes and humor

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Elephant joke and humor

Question: How did the elephant climb the tree?

Answer: The elephant sat on the seed and waited for it to grow.


Jokes and humor category: Elephant jokes and humor

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Microsoft joke and humor

There was once a young man who wanted to become a great writer. Whenever he was asked, what exactly he meant by 'great writer', the man used to say...

"I wish to write stuff that the whole world will read; stuff that people will react with true emotions; stuff that will make them scream, cry and howl in pain and anger!"

Well, his wishes are now fulfilled!
He works for Microsoft, writing error messages.


Jokes and humor category: Microsoft jokes and humor

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Men joke and humor

Question: What do men think about a candle-lit dinner?

Answer: An extended power failure.


Jokes and humor category: Men jokes and humor

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Genie joke and humor

One fine day a man meets a genie...

Genie: You can have anything you wish, on one condition.

Man: And, what is that?

Genie: Your mother-in-law gets double!

Man: OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death.


Jokes and humor category: Genie jokes and humor

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Exam joke and humor

Mother: Son, how did your English Literature exam go in school?

Son: Oh, it was rather a drawing exam!

Mother: How come?

Son: Because the questions read "Draw the character sketch of...".


Jokes and humor category: Exam jokes and humor

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Fool joke and humor

Question: What does a fool do after taking photocopies of a document?

Answer: He/she compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.


Jokes and humor category: Fool jokes and humor

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Publisher joke and humor

Writer: Did you like my novel?

Publisher: I really liked the last two words.

Writer: (very excitedly) And which are those?

Publisher: 'The End'


Jokes and humor category: Publisher jokes and humor

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Surgeon joke and humor

The next day in the hospital, after a surgery on a patient's heart...

Surgeon: How's the patient doing today?

Nurse: He's doing fine expect for one thing - he seems to have a double heartbeat!

Surgeon: Ah! So that's where it's gone - I was wondering where I had left my wrist watch.


Jokes and humor category: Surgeon jokes and humor

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