Sexy Female Elephant

The short joke "Sexy Female Elephant" goes like this:

A group of male elephants were sitting on the street, when a sexy female elephant passed by...

Question: What did the leader elephant say?

Answer: Wow... 3600-2400-3600!

Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text jokes:

• Elephant jokes
• Animals jokes
• Sexy jokes

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Naked joke and humor

Humor on the short sms Naked joke, goes like this:


Question: What did the elephant say to the naked man?

Answer: How do you breathe through that thing?


Related short sms jokes and humor categories:

• Question and answer jokes and humor
• Animal jokes and humor
• Men jokes and humor
  

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Ant joke and humor

An elephant and an ant were once riding a motorcycle. There was a fatal accident and the elephant was dead. But the ant escaped unhurt.

Question: How come the ant escaped unhurt?

Answer: Because the ant was wearing a helmet!


Jokes and humor category: Ant jokes and humor

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Elephant joke and humor

Question: How did the elephant climb the tree?

Answer: The elephant sat on the seed and waited for it to grow.


Jokes and humor category: Elephant jokes and humor

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