Spots In Front

The short joke "Spots In Front" goes like this:


Patient: I think I'm spending too long on the computer, I'm starting to get spots in front of my eyes.

Doctor: Have you seen an optician?

Patient: No, just spots.

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• Stupid jokes
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Delivery Dilemma

The short joke "Delivery Dilemma" goes like this:

Doctor: Will the father be present during the delivery?

Mother-to-be: Nah, he and my husband don't get along!

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• Doctor jokes
• Pregnancy jokes
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Photocopy Mistakes

The short joke "Photocopy Mistakes" goes like this:

Question: What does Dumbo do after taking a photocopy?

Answer: He compares it with the original document for spelling mistakes!

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• Dumbo Bambo jokes
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All Things

The short joke "All Things" goes like this:

Dream makes all things possible...

Hope makes all things work...

Love makes all things beautiful...

And, Smile makes all the above...

...So always BRUSH YOUR TEETH.

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• Fooling jokes
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Unique Like Everyone

The short joke "Unique Like Everyone" goes like this:

Always remember, you are unique - just like everyone else.

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• One Liner jokes
• Advice jokes
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