Competition

The short joke "Competition" goes like this:

Inside a courtroom...

Judge: What made you come here?

Accused: Competition, your honour!

Judge: What competition?

Accused: I printed currency notes the way the government does.

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Very Fair

The short joke on "Very Fair" goes like this:

Inside a divorce court...

Judge: Mr Bush, I have reviewed this case very carefully, and I've decided to give your wife $850 a week.

Mr Bush: That's very fair, Your Honor! And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself.

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Bigamy joke and humor

In the courtroom...

Judge: You have been found not guilty of bigamy! So you can now be released and you can go home.

Prisoner: Which home shall I go to?


Jokes and humor category: Bigamy jokes and humor

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Joke: Golden opportunity

In the courtroom...

Judge: You stole from the jewelry store in broad daylight. How did you get the courage to commit such a crime?

Thief: There was a board in front of the jewelry store that read, "Don't miss this golden opportunity"!


Jokes and humor category: Courtroom jokes and humor

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Judge joke and humor

A very elderly defendant had been found guilty of an offense and as he was a habitual offender, he was given a stern sentence by the judge.

Offender: I'll never live to do it!

Judge: Never mind, you do what you can!


Jokes and humor category: Judge jokes and humor

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Prisoner joke and humor

In the courtroom...

Judge: Silence in the court! The next person who shouts will be thrown out.

Prisoner: Hurrah!


Jokes and humor category: Prisoner jokes and humor

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Courtroom joke and humor

In the courtroom...

Judge: Don't you feel ashamed that you have to come to the court again and again?

Petty criminal: But sir, I hardly come to the court twice or thrice in a month, while you come here daily!


Jokes and humor category: Courtroom jokes and humor

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Courtroom joke and humor

Judge: Why did you steal the car?

Prisoner: I saw it parked outside the cemetery and thought, the owner wouldn't need it anymore.


Jokes and humor category: Courtroom jokes and humor

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Judge joke and humor

In the courtroom...

Judge: Why were you arrested?

Prisoner: Because I went shopping.

Judge: But you can't be arrested for shopping -the police must have gone nuts!

Prisoner: I also told the police that they can't arrest someone for this, no matter even it was beyond shopping hours and the shops were all closed.


Jokes and humor category: Judge jokes and humor

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Courtroom joke and humor

Inside the courtroom...

A debtor in the dock exclaimed, "As God is my judge, I do not owe this money."

The judge replied, "He's not, I am, you do."


Jokes and humor category: Courtroom jokes and humor

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Courtroom joke

The judge had just finished telling the prisoner that he was free to go as the jury had found him not guilty of fraud...

Prisoner: Does that mean, I can keep the money?


Jokes and humor category: Courtroom jokes and humor

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News humor joke

Courtroom news...

A dry cleaner was excused jury service yesterday because he claimed his business was very pressing.


Jokes and humor category: Courtroom jokes and humor

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courtroom joke

In the courtroom...

Judge: Where will you go if you tell a lie?

Criminal: To hell.

Judge: And where will you go if you speak the truth?

Criminal: To jail!


Jokes and humor category: Courtroom jokes and humor

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