Bigamy joke and humor

In the courtroom...

Judge: You have been found not guilty of bigamy! So you can now be released and you can go home.

Prisoner: Which home shall I go to?


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Prisoner joke and humor

In the courtroom...

Judge: Silence in the court! The next person who shouts will be thrown out.

Prisoner: Hurrah!


Jokes and humor category: Prisoner jokes and humor

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Courtroom joke and humor

Judge: Why did you steal the car?

Prisoner: I saw it parked outside the cemetery and thought, the owner wouldn't need it anymore.


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Judge joke and humor

In the courtroom...

Judge: Why were you arrested?

Prisoner: Because I went shopping.

Judge: But you can't be arrested for shopping -the police must have gone nuts!

Prisoner: I also told the police that they can't arrest someone for this, no matter even it was beyond shopping hours and the shops were all closed.


Jokes and humor category: Judge jokes and humor

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Courtroom joke and humor

Inside the courtroom...

A debtor in the dock exclaimed, "As God is my judge, I do not owe this money."

The judge replied, "He's not, I am, you do."


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Courtroom joke

The judge had just finished telling the prisoner that he was free to go as the jury had found him not guilty of fraud...

Prisoner: Does that mean, I can keep the money?


Jokes and humor category: Courtroom jokes and humor

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The old offender

A judge, in sentencing an old offender, concluded by saying, "And I hope this is the last time you appear before me."

"Why?", asked the prisoner, "Are you retiring?"

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