The short joke on "SMS Jokes" goes like this:
SMS acronyms redefined for texting joke craps –
- SMS – Short Message Service (joke crap – the actual dull meaning!).
- SMS – Send Me Symbols (joke crap – got sick of texts, dear!).
- SMS – Severe Marriage Syndrome (joke crap – women are born with it!).
- SMS – Short Mechanical Stimulator (joke crap – did you say, a dildo?).
- SMS – Stupid Male Sheep (joke crap – men, post marriage!).
- SMS – Short Momentary Sex (joke crap – one-night, standing!).
- SMS – Senior Management Snob (joke crap – a CEO, who else?).
- SMS – Show Me Sister (joke crap – boys' favorite chat line!).
- SMS – Spammers Mobile Seduction (joke crap – SMS, what else?).
- SMS – Short Men Suck (joke crap – women's favorite phrase!).
- SMS – Sex Money Satisfaction (joke crap – what else one needs?).
- SMS – Shit Must Stop (joke crap – it's suicidal!).
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