The short joke "Delivery Dilemma" goes like this:
Doctor: Will the father be present during the delivery?
Mother-to-be: Nah, he and my husband don't get along!
Mother-to-be: Nah, he and my husband don't get along!
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Short Jokes, One Liners, SMS Jokes, Funnies, Test Jokes
Photocopy Mistakes
The short joke "Photocopy Mistakes" goes like this:
Question: What does Dumbo do after taking a photocopy?
Answer: He compares it with the original document for spelling mistakes!
Answer: He compares it with the original document for spelling mistakes!
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All Things
The short joke "All Things" goes like this:
Dream makes all things possible...
Hope makes all things work...
Love makes all things beautiful...
And, Smile makes all the above...
...So always BRUSH YOUR TEETH.
Hope makes all things work...
Love makes all things beautiful...
And, Smile makes all the above...
...So always BRUSH YOUR TEETH.
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Unique Like Everyone
The short joke "Unique Like Everyone" goes like this:
Always remember, you are unique - just like everyone else.
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Nymphomaniac
The short joke "Nymphomaniac" goes like this:
Lady: I think, I might be a nymphomaniac!
Psychiatrist: I'll see what I can do to help you! My fee is $100 an hour.
Lady: And, how much for all night?
Note: Nymphomania - The presence of abnormally powerful sexual desires in women.
Psychiatrist: I'll see what I can do to help you! My fee is $100 an hour.
Lady: And, how much for all night?
Note: Nymphomania - The presence of abnormally powerful sexual desires in women.
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