Beauty

The short joke on "Beauty" goes like this:

Beauty is not how you look...
It is not how attractive you are...
It is not your figure too...
Beauty is the inner self...

So, change your underwear daily!

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Hung Up To Dry

The short joke on "Hung Up To Dry" goes like this:

After hearing that one of the patients in the mental asylum had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of the bathtub, the asylum director called him to his office...

Director: Mr Bush, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you are ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved, later killed himself with a rope around his neck!

Mr Bush: Oh, he didn't kill himself. I hung him up to dry.

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SMS

The short joke on "SMS" goes like this:

If you don't like any of my SMS or don't like to read or if my messages disturb you, then please don't hesitate – feel free to throw your cell phone!

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Having Sex

The short joke on "Having Sex" goes like this:

Having sex is like playing bridge – if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

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Bravery Patience Laziness

The short joke on "Bravery Patience Laziness" goes like this:

Question: What is the height of bravery, patience and laziness combined?

Answer: Sitting on the sea shore waiting for tsunami to clean up your ass.

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