Very Fair

The short joke on "Very Fair" goes like this:

Inside a divorce court...

Judge: Mr Bush, I have reviewed this case very carefully, and I've decided to give your wife $850 a week.

Mr Bush: That's very fair, Your Honor! And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself.

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Hung Up To Dry

The short joke on "Hung Up To Dry" goes like this:

After hearing that one of the patients in the mental asylum had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of the bathtub, the asylum director called him to his office...

Director: Mr Bush, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you are ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved, later killed himself with a rope around his neck!

Mr Bush: Oh, he didn't kill himself. I hung him up to dry.

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Hunters make best lovers

The short joke on "Hunters make best lovers" goes like this:


Question: Why do hunters make the best lovers?

Answer: Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot.


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Mind joke and humor

Mr Bush: I have changed my mind!

Mrs Bush: Oh good! Does it work better than the old one?


Jokes and humor category: Mind jokes and humor

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Joke: Golf is improving

At a golf course...

Mr Bush: Do you think my golf is improving?

Caddie: Surely Mr Bush! Because today you hit the ball in one!


Jokes and humor category: Golf jokes and humor

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Bush joke and humor

Mr Blair: Is it true Mr Bush that you married Laura for the money her grandfather left her?

Mr Bush: Of course not! I would still have married her if someone else had left her the money.


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Wife joke and humor

The lawyer was reading out his client Mr Bush's will in front of the whole family and had just come to the last paragraph...

"I always said I'd mention my dear wife, Laura, in my will," read out the lawyer. "So, hello there, Laura!"


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Job interview joke and humor

Job Interviewer: So tell me, Mr Bush, what kind of a job you are looking for in this organization?

Job applicant: I'd prefer something where I show up and get a pay check. I've always had a government job!


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Golf joke and humor

After his last shot...

Mr Bush: What do you think of my game?

Caddie: (After thinking for a moment) I think your game is quite good, but I still prefer golf myself!


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Doctor joke and humor

Mr. Bush: The doctor said he would have me on my feet in three days.

Mr. Blair: Did he?

Mr. Bush: Yes, I had to sell my car to pay his bills!


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Smart joke and humor

Mr Bush: I just don't know what to do! What would you do if you were in my shoes?

Mr Blair: Polish them.


Jokes and humor category: Smart jokes and humor

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Oh really?

Mr. Blair: My sister married an Irishman!

Mr. Bush: Oh, really?

Mr. Blair: No, O' Reilly!

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Making love

Mr. Blair: Do you speak to your wife when you are making love?

Mr. Bush: Only if she rings up!

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Piano tuner

Piano tuner: Good morning, sir, I've come to tune your piano.

Mr. Bush: But I didn't ask for a piano tuner!

Piano tuner: I know sir, but your neighbors did.

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