Amazing joke and humor

Robin: I've got an amazing watch! It only cost me 1 dollar.

Steve: Why is it so amazing?

Robin: Because every time I look at it I'm amazed it's still working!


Jokes and humor category: Amazing jokes and humor

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Funny joke

"Where's Nicole?"

"She's abroad."

"I asked where she was, not what she was."


Jokes and humor category: Funny jokes and humor

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Tailor joke

Tailor: Your suit will be ready in six weeks, sir.

Customer: Six weeks! But God made the whole world in only six days!

Tailor: Quite true, sir. But look what state the world is in!


Jokes and humor category: Tailor jokes and humor

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Shopkeeper jokes

Two shopkeepers were talking...

First shopkeeper: How do you find business these days?

Second shopkeeper: Terrible! Even the people who don't intend to pay have stopped ordering.


Jokes and humor category: Shopkeeper jokes and humor

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Dog joke

Man: My dog has no tail!

Friend: Then, how do you know when it's happy?

Man: When it stops biting me.


Jokes and humor category: Dogs jokes and humor

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Daughter interrupts

Good: You are explaining to your daughter about sun and moon.

Bad: She interrupts you.

Very bad: And corrects you.


Jokes category: Fathers jokes

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Oh really?

Mr. Blair: My sister married an Irishman!

Mr. Bush: Oh, really?

Mr. Blair: No, O' Reilly!

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