Shopkeeper joke and humor

Short mobile text sms humor on the Shopkeeper joke, goes like this:


Customer: I don't like the color of the dress - It is too gray!

Shopkeeper: Don't worry ma'am - the color will disappear as soon as you wash it!


Related short mobile text sms jokes and humor categories:

• Customer jokes and humor
• Smart jokes and humor
• Funny jokes and humor
  

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Miser joke and humor

Short mobile text sms humor on the Miser joke, goes like this:


Miser: Can you show me the cheapest umbrella that you have?

Shopkeeper: Here's the umbrella you want! It's dirt cheap. But save it from the rain and the sun.


Related short mobile text sms jokes and humor categories:

• Shopkeeper jokes and humor
• Customer jokes and humor
• Fooling around jokes and humor
  

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Boutique joke and humor

In a fashion-boutique...

Woman: Excuse me! I'd like to buy this pretty dress, but there's one problem with it.

Attending salesgirl: What is it, madam?

Woman: The bead-work is not done properly at some places. Can you just fix it?

Attending salesgirl: Oh! Just don't worry about that. The bead-work will come off after the first wash.


Jokes and humor category: Boutique jokes and humor

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Doctor joke and humor

Man: Doctor, doctor, I think I need glasses!

Shopkeeper: You certainly do, sir! This is a stationery.


Jokes and humor category: Doctor jokes and humor

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Shopkeeper joke and humor

Shopkeeper: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator, sir?

Customer: No thanks! I know exactly how many pockets I have.


Jokes and humor category: Shopkeeper jokes and humor

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Shopkeeper jokes

Two shopkeepers were talking...

First shopkeeper: How do you find business these days?

Second shopkeeper: Terrible! Even the people who don't intend to pay have stopped ordering.


Jokes and humor category: Shopkeeper jokes and humor

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