Father joke and humor

George: You haven't ever told me about your father! Where is he?

Bill: Well, he has left this earth!

George: Oh, I'm so sorry! I didn't know, he's no more!

Bill: Oh no! You're getting it all wrong. My father is an astronaut and has left this planet Earth on a space expedition.

Jokes and humor category: Father jokes and humor

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Father and son joke and humor

Son: Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?

Father: That happens in every country, son.


Jokes and humor category: Father and son jokes and humor

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Daughter interrupts

Good: You are explaining to your daughter about sun and moon.

Bad: She interrupts you.

Very bad: And corrects you.


Jokes category: Fathers jokes

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Infidelity

Angelina was walking along pushing her new baby in its pram when an old friend approached, looked into the pram and said, "Oh my! He is so beautiful! He looks just like his father."

"I know, said Angelina, "It's a pity he doesn't look more like my husband."

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God's wish

Father of a large family: If God didn't want me to have any more children, he wouldn't let me drink on Saturday nights.

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Son and Dad on 'love making'

Eighteen-year-old son: "Dad?"

Father: "Yes, son?"

Eighteen-year-old son: "Did you ever make love, when you were my age?"

Father: "Yes, son. And let it be a horrible warning to you."

Eighteen-year-old son: "Why? What happened?"

Father: "I ended up marrying your mother!"

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