Drink Alcohol

The short joke "Drink Alcohol" goes like this:

A father wanted to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. So, he put a worm in a glass of water and another in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died...

Father: All right, son, what does that show you?

Son: Well dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol you will not have worms.

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Text message on father son jokes

One of the short text message jokes on Father and Son jokes goes like this:


Son: Father, can you sign your name with your eyes shut?

Father: I think I can, son!

Son: All right! Then please shut them and sign my report card.


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Grandmother joke and humor

Short mobile text sms humor on the Grandmother joke, goes like this:


A little boy and his father...

Little boy: Daddy, Daddy, I want to get married!

Father: For that son, you have to find a girl!

Little boy: I've found a girl!

Father: Who?

Little boy: My grandmother!

Father: Let me get this straight - you want to marry my mother? You can't do that, son!

Little boy: Well, why not? You married mine!


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• Father and son jokes and humor
• Marriage jokes and humor
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Veterinary joke and humor

Humor on the short sms Veterinary joke, goes like this:


Father: Son, what would you like to be when you grow up?

Son: A veterinary doctor.

Father: Why?

Son: Because animals can't complain of wrong treatment.


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• Kid jokes and humor
• Doctor jokes and humor
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Maths joke and humor

Humor on the short sms Maths joke, goes like this:


Father: So how was your exam result this time, son?

Son: I failed in every subject, except for mathematics!

Father: And, how did you keep from failing in maths?

Son: I didn't take the maths exam.


Related short sms jokes and humor categories:

• Father and son jokes and humor
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Bra joke and humor

"Dad! Now that I'm 12, can I wear silk stockings and a bra?"

"No, George, you can't!"


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Father and son joke and humor

Father: How are your grades, son?

Son: Underwater, dad!

Father: What does that mean?

Son: Below "C" level.


Jokes and humor category: Father and son jokes and humor

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Dad and son joke and humor

Dad: Son, this time I expect 80 percent marks in your final examination.

Son: No Dad, I think I'll manage 100 percent.

Dad: Don't joke with me.

Son: Who started the joke?


Jokes and humor category: Dad and son jokes and humor

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Father and son joke and humor

Son: Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?

Father: That happens in every country, son.


Jokes and humor category: Father and son jokes and humor

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Son and Dad on 'love making'

Eighteen-year-old son: "Dad?"

Father: "Yes, son?"

Eighteen-year-old son: "Did you ever make love, when you were my age?"

Father: "Yes, son. And let it be a horrible warning to you."

Eighteen-year-old son: "Why? What happened?"

Father: "I ended up marrying your mother!"

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