Veterinary joke and humor

Humor on the short sms Veterinary joke, goes like this:


Father: Son, what would you like to be when you grow up?

Son: A veterinary doctor.

Father: Why?

Son: Because animals can't complain of wrong treatment.


Related short sms jokes and humor categories:

• Kid jokes and humor
• Doctor jokes and humor
• Animal jokes and humor
  

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Elephant joke and humor

Question: How did the elephant climb the tree?

Answer: The elephant sat on the seed and waited for it to grow.


Jokes and humor category: Elephant jokes and humor

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Parrot joke and humor

A bird seller trying to teach a caged parrot how to talk, to impress the buyers...

Bird seller: Repeat after me - I can walk.

Parrot: I can walk.

Bird seller: I can talk.

Parrot: I can talk.

Bird seller: I can fly.

Parrot: But that's a lie!


Jokes and humor category: Parrot jokes and humor

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Kid jokes and humor

Teacher: How do you spell "crocodile"?

Smart kid: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L

Teacher: No, that's wrong!

Smart kid: May be it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!


Jokes and humor category: Kid jokes and humor

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Funny joke and humor

Question: What is the difference between man and Superman?

Answer: Man wears underwear under the trouser, while Superman wears it over the trouser.


Jokes and humor category: Funny jokes and humor

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Teacher and student joke and humor

In the classroom of a junior school...

Teacher: Everyone who thinks he's stupid, please stand up.

After a while, only one student stands up...

Teacher: OK, so you think you are stupid!

Student: I don't think I'm stupid at all!

Teacher: Then why are you standing?

Student: I felt bad seeing you standing all by yourself!


Jokes and humor category: Teacher and student jokes and humor

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Doctor joke and humor

Man: Doctor, please help me!

Doctor: What happened?

Man: My son has swallowed my pen!

Doctor: Don't worry. Just use a pencil to write.


Jokes and humor category: Doctor jokes and humor

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Teacher and student joke and humor

In a junior school, science class is in progress...

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: H I J K L M N O.

Teacher: What are you talking about?

Student: The formula!

Teacher: Who's this stupid fellow, who told you this?

Students (whole class): You, sir! You only said yesterday that the formula is H to O!


Jokes and humor category: Teacher and student jokes and humor

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Kid joke and humor

A boy goes back home from school with a pain in his stomach...

Mother: Just have some food. Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It will be all right when you have got something in it.

Shortly afterwards, his dad comes in from office complaining of a headache...

Boy: That's because it's empty! You'd have been all right, if you had something in it.


Jokes and humor category: Kid jokes and humor

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School joke and humor

In the school...

Teacher: What do you call the outside of a tree's trunk?

Student: I don't know, sir.

Teacher: Bark, you fool, bark.

Student: All right. Woof! Woof! Woof!


Jokes and humor category: School jokes and humor

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Father and son joke and humor

Father: How are your grades, son?

Son: Underwater, dad!

Father: What does that mean?

Son: Below "C" level.


Jokes and humor category: Father and son jokes and humor

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School joke and humor

In the school...

Mathematics teacher: John, if you had six bananas, six oranges, six apples and eight guavas, what would be the result?

Student John: Severe indigestion, sir!


Jokes and humor category: School jokes and humor

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Monkey joke and humor

Teacher: How do you spell "monkey"?

Student: M-O-N-K-I.

Teacher: You are wrong! The dictionary spells it M-O-N-K-E-Y.

Student: But, you asked me how "I" spell it, sir!


Jokes and humor category: Monkey jokes and humor

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Teacher and student joke and humor

Teacher: When were the first and second World Wars fought?

Student: I don't know about the first, but the second World War was fought after the first.


Jokes and humor category: Teacher and student jokes and humor

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Dad and son joke and humor

Dad: Son, this time I expect 80 percent marks in your final examination.

Son: No Dad, I think I'll manage 100 percent.

Dad: Don't joke with me.

Son: Who started the joke?


Jokes and humor category: Dad and son jokes and humor

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Question and answer joke and humor

Question: Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Answer: Because it's two tyred.


Jokes and humor category: Question and answer jokes and humor

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Question and answer joke

Question: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Answer: Because he had no body to go with.


Jokes and humor category: Question and answer jokes and humor

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Children joke

Teacher: Harry, show me America on the map.

Harry: (Pointing on the map) It's here.

Teacher: Correct. Now William can you tell me who discovered America?

William: Harry, ma'am!


Jokes and humor category: Children jokes and humor

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School joke

In the school, during a mathematics class...

Teacher: If I were to ask you to add 8,137 to 731 and then divide the result by two, what do you think you would get?

Student: The wrong answer, sir.


Jokes and humor category: School jokes and humor

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Dog joke

Man: My dog has no tail!

Friend: Then, how do you know when it's happy?

Man: When it stops biting me.


Jokes and humor category: Dogs jokes and humor

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