Politician joke

It's no use telling politicians to "go to hell" - they built it for us.


Jokes and humor category: Politician jokes and humor

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Question and answer joke

Question: Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Answer: Because it can't stand the smell of its feet.


Jokes and humor category: Questions and answers jokes and humor

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CEO joke in office

The president of a multinational company (talking) to the CEO...

"If you have any future thoughts or suggestions, please send them directly to my trash file."


Jokes and humor category: CEO office jokes and humor

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Hilarious restaurant joke

In the restaurant...

Waiter: What would madam like for dessert?

Customer: An assortment of real cream ice cream - say, two scoops of chocolate chip, one scoop of vanilla, three scoops of banana, two scoops of strawberry and please cover the lot with thick chocolate sauce.

Waiter: Certainly, madam. And would you like a few cherries on the top?

Customer: No thank you. I'm on a diet.


Jokes and humor category: Restaurant jokes and humor

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Children joke

Teacher: Harry, show me America on the map.

Harry: (Pointing on the map) It's here.

Teacher: Correct. Now William can you tell me who discovered America?

William: Harry, ma'am!


Jokes and humor category: Children jokes and humor

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What he means

Women, have you ever wondered what he actually means when he says something?

When he says: Why don't you ask some of your friends to join us for dinner?

He means: I really want to ogle at your hot sexy friends!

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