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Hilarious restaurant joke

In the restaurant...

Waiter: What would madam like for dessert?

Customer: An assortment of real cream ice cream - say, two scoops of chocolate chip, one scoop of vanilla, three scoops of banana, two scoops of strawberry and please cover the lot with thick chocolate sauce.

Waiter: Certainly, madam. And would you like a few cherries on the top?

Customer: No thank you. I'm on a diet.

Jokes and humor category: Restaurant jokes and humor

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