Confession joke and humor

I humbly confess that I've got the most sexy, juicy, witty, creative and intelligent wife in the world...

...I just hope her husband doesn't know about it!


Jokes and humor category: Confession jokes and humor

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Sarcastic mother-in-law joke

My mother-in-law believes in free speech - particularly long distance phone calls from our house.


Jokes and humor category: Mother-in law jokes and humor

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Man and woman joke

Read between the lines...

When he says: Opposites attract honey!

What he means: We are so different, I wonder if there's anything common between us at all!


Jokes and humor category: Men and women jokes and humor

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What he means...

Girls, ladies and women - Do you know what he actually means when he says something? ...Read between the lines...

When he says: I don't mind dropping you home everyday!

He means: At least some day you will invite me in for coffee and maybe more...


Remark: Men will be men... always ready for...!

Jokes category: Men and women jokes

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What he means

Women, have you ever wondered what he actually means when he says something?

When he says: Why don't you ask some of your friends to join us for dinner?

He means: I really want to ogle at your hot sexy friends!

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Lazy neighbor

My neighbor is the laziest man I know. He's so lazy that he married a pregnant woman!

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