Joke: Definition of kiss

Question: How do you define 'kiss'?

Answer: Kiss is an application in the top floor for a job in the basement.


Jokes and humor category: Definition jokes and humor

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Nudist joke and humor

In a nudist camp, a beautiful and sexy young woman walked over to the young man...

Nude man: Pleased to meet you!

Nude woman: (Looked down and blushed) I can see you are!


Jokes and humor category: Nudist jokes and humor

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Sexy joke and humor

Question: What is the last thing, the sexiest woman on earth takes off before going to bed?

Answer: Her feet off the floor.


Jokes and humor category: Sexy jokes and humor

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Flirting joke... uh... humor!

Woman and man...

"Say when, dear."

"After the drinks, darling."


Remark: That's always the desired time for men! What do you say?

Jokes and humor category: Flirting jokes and humor

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Adam

Adam was the world's first book-keeper - he turned over a leaf and made an entry.


Jokes and humor category: Adam jokes and humor

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Blogger jokes

A smart sexy young techie blogger proposes to her boyfriend on the internet...

• Here I 'Enter' your life...
• Please 'Save' me in your heart...
• I promise, I'll 'Format' all your problems...
• And 'Shift' you towards opportunities...
• I'll 'Print Screen' you and only you in my mind...
  
• Not to 'delete' you ever from my memory.
  

Jokes and humor category: Blogger jokes and humor

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Girls doing with candles

Due to a major power fault, the entire building housing a ladies hostel went into a total blackout. But in spite of repeated complaints to the regional electricity office for three days no electricians were sent for repair. Tired of complaining repeatedly without any result, on the fourth day, the ladies hostel warden again called up the electricity office and pleaded...

"Please send some men by today at least, the girls have exhausted themselves doing with candles, for the past three days!"


Remark: The way you take it!

Jokes and humor category: Ladies jokes and humor

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Life without friends

Question: How do you explain 'life, without friends'?

Answer: Life without friends is like boobs without nipples - pointless!


Jokes and humor category: Friends jokes and humor

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What he means...

Girls, ladies and women - Do you know what he actually means when he says something? ...Read between the lines...

When he says: I don't mind dropping you home everyday!

He means: At least some day you will invite me in for coffee and maybe more...


Remark: Men will be men... always ready for...!

Jokes category: Men and women jokes

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Men jokes

Question: What is the main difference between men and boys?

Answer: Men's toys cost more money.


Jokes category: Men jokes

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The wrong pluck

There was suddenly a very high pitched scream from inside the operating room in the hospital... and then the annoyed doctor's voice...

"Nurse! I said take off the patient's spectacles... not...!"

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Sex of a hormone

Question: How do you tell the sex of a hormone?

Answer: Take its genes off.

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Sexy nurse

Sexy nurse: Every time I take this patient's pulse, it seems to beat faster. What shall I do doctor?

Doctor: Just blindfold him!

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Sex lesson

A boy said to his mother, "I want to be early at school this afternoon so that I can sit in the front seat. We are going to have a lesson on sex."

When he returned later in the day, the mother asked the boy if the lesson had interested him, as he seemed somewhat disappointed.

"Pooh!", the boy replied. "It was all theory."

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