Lights are off

The short joke on "Lights are off" goes like this:


Due to a power failure, the lights went off at a girl's hostel. So the hostel warden phoned the electricity office...

Hostel warden: Lights are off, send men quickly!

Officer: Men not available, use candles!


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Men joke and humor

Question: What do men think about a candle-lit dinner?

Answer: An extended power failure.


Jokes and humor category: Men jokes and humor

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Girls doing with candles

Due to a major power fault, the entire building housing a ladies hostel went into a total blackout. But in spite of repeated complaints to the regional electricity office for three days no electricians were sent for repair. Tired of complaining repeatedly without any result, on the fourth day, the ladies hostel warden again called up the electricity office and pleaded...

"Please send some men by today at least, the girls have exhausted themselves doing with candles, for the past three days!"


Remark: The way you take it!

Jokes and humor category: Ladies jokes and humor

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