Nymphomaniac

The short joke "Nymphomaniac" goes like this:

Lady: I think, I might be a nymphomaniac!

Psychiatrist: I'll see what I can do to help you! My fee is $100 an hour.

Lady: And, how much for all night?


Note: Nymphomania - The presence of abnormally powerful sexual desires in women.

Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text jokes:

• Adult jokes
• Psychiatrist jokes
• Medical jokes

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Good Manners Of Penis

The short joke on "Good Manners Of Penis" goes like this:

Three good manners of penis...

1. Courteous – it stands up before performing.
2. Emotional – it cries during the performance.
3. Polite – it bows down after the performance.
   

Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS text messages and text jokes:

• Penis jokes
• Adult jokes
• Double Meaning jokes

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Viagra joke and humor

Humor on the short sms Viagra joke, goes like this:


Question: What do Viagra and Disney Land have in common?

Answer: They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minutes ride.


Related short sms jokes and humor categories:

• Matured jokes and humor
• Question and answer jokes and humor
• Medical jokes and humor
  

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Joke: Distance between two points

Question: What is the best distance between two points?

Answer: Cleavage!


Jokes and humor category: Matured jokes and humor

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Penis joke and humor

Question: What did the penis say to the condom?

Answer: Cover me, I'm going in!


Jokes and humor category: Penis jokes and humor

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Nudist joke and humor

In a nudist camp, a beautiful and sexy young woman walked over to the young man...

Nude man: Pleased to meet you!

Nude woman: (Looked down and blushed) I can see you are!


Jokes and humor category: Nudist jokes and humor

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Chemist joke and humor

Man: could I have 3 condoms, miss?

Chemist: Don't miss me!

Man: All right, make it 4.


Jokes and humor category: Chemist jokes and humor

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Matured joke and humor

"Mummy, mummy! The milkman's at the door. Have you got the money - or shall I go out and play?"


Jokes and humor category: Matured jokes and humor

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Double meaning joke and humor

Touch it gently...

Put your finger inside...

If the hole is big, put three fingers...

Rub it up and down gently...

-That's the right way of washing a glass!


Jokes and humor category: Double meaning jokes and humor

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Thursday night joke and humor

"Hello! Is that the Salvation Army?"

"Yes, it is."

"Is it true that you save fallen girls?"

"Yes."

"Then will you save one for me for Thursday night?"


Jokes and humor category: Thursday night jokes and humor

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Matured joke and humor

During a conversation with a kind old priest, the young man asked, "is it really such a sin to sleep with a girl?"

"Oh, no," replied the priest , "but you young men - you don't sleep!"


Jokes and humor category: Matured jokes and humor

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Girls doing with candles

Due to a major power fault, the entire building housing a ladies hostel went into a total blackout. But in spite of repeated complaints to the regional electricity office for three days no electricians were sent for repair. Tired of complaining repeatedly without any result, on the fourth day, the ladies hostel warden again called up the electricity office and pleaded...

"Please send some men by today at least, the girls have exhausted themselves doing with candles, for the past three days!"


Remark: The way you take it!

Jokes and humor category: Ladies jokes and humor

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Sex of a hormone

Question: How do you tell the sex of a hormone?

Answer: Take its genes off.

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Adults

Question: How do you define 'adults'?

Answer: 'Adults' are people who have stopped growing at the ends, but have started to grow in the middle.

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Women believe...

Some women believe that men have double standards, because...

• They hate cats, but love pussies.
  

• They don't want to be called a donkey, but love to ride a good ass.
  

• They like to eat chicken, but prefer to feed the cock to chicks.
  

• They hate being called a dog, but enjoy themselves maximum in that position.
  

... the list goes on...


Moral: Men will be men!

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