Text message on faithful jokes

One of the short text message jokes on Faithful jokes goes like this:


Customer: I want to buy this dog. Do you think it will be faithful?

Dog dealer: Oh, yes! Every time I sell it, it comes back to me by the end of the week.


Related short text message jokes and humor categories:

• Dog jokes
• Faithful jokes
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Text message on stupid jokes

One of the short text message jokes on Stupid jokes goes like this:


Bambo: What will you do if a dog without teeth bites you?

Dumbo: I will simply take an injection without a needle.


Related short text message jokes and humor categories:

• Stupid jokes
• Animal jokes
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Dog joke and humor

"That's a lovely bulldog you've got there."

"No, it's not a bulldog - it was chasing a cat and ran into a wall."


Jokes and humor category: Dog jokes and humor

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Advertisement joke and humor

Advertisement: Rottweiler for sale. Very fond of people. Reluctant to let go!


Jokes and humor category: Advertisement jokes and humor

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Dog joke

Man: My dog has no tail!

Friend: Then, how do you know when it's happy?

Man: When it stops biting me.


Jokes and humor category: Dogs jokes and humor

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Dumbo and Bambo

Dumbo: I've just lost my dog.

Bambo: Why don't you put an advertisement in the paper?

Dumbo: Don't be silly -my dog can't read.

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Women believe...

Some women believe that men have double standards, because...

• They hate cats, but love pussies.
  

• They don't want to be called a donkey, but love to ride a good ass.
  

• They like to eat chicken, but prefer to feed the cock to chicks.
  

• They hate being called a dog, but enjoy themselves maximum in that position.
  

... the list goes on...


Moral: Men will be men!

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Dog bit wife

Man: I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my wife.

Friend: Did you have it put down?

Man: Of course not! I just had its teeth sharpened.

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