pedestrian's right of way

Question: When does the pedestrian have the right of way?

Answer: After he's placed in the ambulance.


Jokes and humor category: Questions and Answers jokes and humor

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A return ticket

A customer in a great mood at the airline reservation counter...

Customer: A return ticket, please.

Airline reservations clerk: Where to, sir?

Customer: Back here, please.


Jokes and humor category: Airlines jokes and humor

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Dumbo and Bambo

Dumbo: I've just lost my dog.

Bambo: Why don't you put an advertisement in the paper?

Dumbo: Don't be silly -my dog can't read.

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The reality...!

True Friends stand by you in your bad times.

Do you want documentary proof for this?

Just check out your marriage album, you will see all true friends surrounding you!


Moral: Only a 'married' person knows, what exactly it means.

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Link between statistics and bikinis

Professor: "How closely can you define the word 'statistics'?"

Student: "Statistics are like bikinis -what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential."

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'Sentence making' with 'I'

Teacher: "Make a sentence that starts with 'I'."

Student: "I is..."

Teacher: "No Steefen, there can't be 'is' after 'I'. It is always followed by 'am'."

Student: "Okay, I am the ninth alphabet!"

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Man, 'Money' and Woman

A man will pay $2 for a $1 iteam he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 iteam that she doedn't need, but is on sale.

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