Text message on mental patient jokes

One of the short text message jokes on Mental patient jokes goes like this:


Mental patient: Doctor, I keep hearing voices, but can't see faces.

Psychiatrist: And when do you hear the voices?

Mental patient: When I'm on the phone!


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Psychiatrists joke

Question: What are the relations between psychologists, psychoanalysts and psychiatrists?

Answer:

• Psychologists build castles in the air.
• Psychoanalysts live in them and
• Psychiatrists collect the rent.

Jokes and humor category: Psychiatrists jokes and humor

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Seen a psychiatrist?

At an eye clinic...

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I'm terribly worried! I keep seeing pink striped crocodiles every time I try to get to sleep.

Doctor: Have you seen a psychiatrist?

Patient: No - only pink striped crocodiles!

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