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Too young

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The short joke on "Too young" goes like this:


Question: What did one telephone say to the other?

Answer: You are too young to be engaged.


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Wrong number

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The short joke on "Wrong number" goes like this:


A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour... then finally she hung up.

Father: That was short! You usually talk for two hours. What happened?

Daughter: Oh, that was a wrong number!


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Text message on mental patient jokes



One of the short text message jokes on Mental patient jokes goes like this:


Mental patient: Doctor, I keep hearing voices, but can't see faces.

Psychiatrist: And when do you hear the voices?

Mental patient: When I'm on the phone!


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