Wrong number

The short joke on "Wrong number" goes like this:


A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour... then finally she hung up.

Father: That was short! You usually talk for two hours. What happened?

Daughter: Oh, that was a wrong number!


Related short jokes, one liners, funny sms text messages and text jokes:

• Teen short jokes
• Father son short jokes
• Phone short jokes

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Teen joke and humor

Humor on the short sms Teen joke, goes like this:


Two late teenagers were chatting on an isolated bench in the park. After a while, the boy started touching the girl...

Teen girl: Stop touching me - all these, only after marriage!

Teen boy: OK then, call me when you are married!


Related short sms jokes and humor categories:

• Marriage jokes and humor
• Man and woman jokes and humor
• Smart jokes and humor
  

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Love joke and humor

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Yes dear!

Girl: Would you die for me?

Boy: No, mine is undying love!


Jokes and humor category: Love jokes and humor

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Man and girl joke and humor

Girl: I'll pour the drinks. What will you have - gin and platonic?

Young man: I was hoping for whisky and sofa.


Jokes and humor category: Man and woman jokes and humor

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Boyfriend joke

Her boyfriend had only one fault. He had Tarzan eyes - they swung from limb to limb.


Jokes and humor category: Boyfriend jokes and humor

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Teens joke on dating

Two teens were talking about dating...

Meg: Why do all the men find Julia so attractive?

Richard: Because of her speech impediment.

Meg: Her speech impediment?

Richard: Yes. She can't say "no".


Jokes and humor category: Teens dating jokes and humor

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