Hung Up To Dry

The short joke on "Hung Up To Dry" goes like this:

After hearing that one of the patients in the mental asylum had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of the bathtub, the asylum director called him to his office...

Director: Mr Bush, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you are ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved, later killed himself with a rope around his neck!

Mr Bush: Oh, he didn't kill himself. I hung him up to dry.

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Mental asylum joke and humor

A mentally unbalanced patient is writing something on a piece of paper in a mental asylum...

Doctor: What are you writing?

Patient: A letter!

Doctor: To whom are you writing?

Patient: To myself!

Doctor: (puzzled) What are you writing?

Patient: I don't know! I haven't posted the letter yet.


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Mental asylum joke and humor

In the mental asylum three mentally unstable patients were planning to escape...

1st patient: If the boundary wall is high, we'll jump over it.

2nd patient: If the wall is thick, we'll dig a hole and escape through it.

3rd patient: Oh no! We can't escape. I've checked it - the asylum doesn't have a wall.


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