Surgeon joke and humor

The next day in the hospital, after a surgery on a patient's heart...

Surgeon: How's the patient doing today?

Nurse: He's doing fine expect for one thing - he seems to have a double heartbeat!

Surgeon: Ah! So that's where it's gone - I was wondering where I had left my wrist watch.


Jokes and humor category: Surgeon jokes and humor

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Hospital joke

In the hospital...

Nurse: Well, Mr Bush, you seem to be coughing much more easily this morning.

Mr Bush: (groaning in his bed) That's because I've been practicing all night.


Jokes and humor category: Hospital jokes and humor

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Seen a psychiatrist?

At an eye clinic...

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I'm terribly worried! I keep seeing pink striped crocodiles every time I try to get to sleep.

Doctor: Have you seen a psychiatrist?

Patient: No - only pink striped crocodiles!

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