Nymphomaniac

The short joke "Nymphomaniac" goes like this:

Lady: I think, I might be a nymphomaniac!

Psychiatrist: I'll see what I can do to help you! My fee is $100 an hour.

Lady: And, how much for all night?


Note: Nymphomania - The presence of abnormally powerful sexual desires in women.

Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text jokes:

• Adult jokes
• Psychiatrist jokes
• Medical jokes

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Viagra joke and humor

Humor on the short sms Viagra joke, goes like this:


Question: What do Viagra and Disney Land have in common?

Answer: They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minutes ride.


Related short sms jokes and humor categories:

• Matured jokes and humor
• Question and answer jokes and humor
• Medical jokes and humor
  

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Sober joke and humor

Humor on the short sms Sober joke, goes like this:


After having a thorough examination of the patient at the clinic...

Doctor: I can't find a cause for your bad health! Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.

Patient: In that case, I'll come back when you're sober.


Related short sms jokes and humor categories:

• Doctor and patient jokes and humor
• Drunk jokes and humor
• Hospital jokes and humor
  

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Gynecologist joke and humor

Woman: Should I have a baby after 35?

Gynecologist: No, 35 children are more than enough!


Jokes and humor category: Gynecologist jokes and humor

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Film joke and humor

Film producer: I'm planning to make a film, but can't think of a proper title! Can you suggest a title that will touch your heart?

Scriptwriter: How does stethoscope sound to you?


Jokes and humor category: Film jokes and humor

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Medical joke and humor

Question: Why do doctors cover their faces with medical masks when they perform surgeries?

Answer: So that no one can recognize them if anything goes wrong.


Jokes and humor category: Medical jokes and humor

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Pregnancy joke and humor

Sailor: Doctor, it's impossible for my wife to be pregnant. I'm a sailor and I've been away from her working on my ship overseas for more than a year.

Family doctor: I know. But it's what we call a 'grudge pregnancy'. Someone had it in for you.


Jokes and humor category: Pregnancy jokes and humor

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Doctor and patient joke and humor

Doctor: Miss Smith, you have acute appendicitis.

Patient (Miss Smith): Oh, I'm flattered!


Jokes and humor category: Doctor and patient jokes and humor

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