Penis joke and humor

Question: What did the penis say to the condom?

Answer: Cover me, I'm going in!


Jokes and humor category: Penis jokes and humor

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Double meaning joke and humor

Touch it gently...

Put your finger inside...

If the hole is big, put three fingers...

Rub it up and down gently...

-That's the right way of washing a glass!


Jokes and humor category: Double meaning jokes and humor

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Thursday night joke and humor

"Hello! Is that the Salvation Army?"

"Yes, it is."

"Is it true that you save fallen girls?"

"Yes."

"Then will you save one for me for Thursday night?"


Jokes and humor category: Thursday night jokes and humor

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Matured joke and humor

During a conversation with a kind old priest, the young man asked, "is it really such a sin to sleep with a girl?"

"Oh, no," replied the priest , "but you young men - you don't sleep!"


Jokes and humor category: Matured jokes and humor

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