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Showing posts with label mother and son jokes and humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mother and son jokes and humor. Show all posts

Exam joke and humor



Mother: Son, how did your English Literature exam go in school?

Son: Oh, it was rather a drawing exam!

Mother: How come?

Son: Because the questions read "Draw the character sketch of...".


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Kid joke and humor



Kid: Our school teacher says that we are on earth to help other people!

Mother: Of course! Your teacher is right, my son.

Kid: Then what are the others here on earth for?


Jokes and humor category: Kid jokes and humor

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Joke: Teacher is religious



George: I think that my class teacher is very religious!

Mother: What makes you think so?

George: Every time I answer a question, she says, "My God!"


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Kid joke and humor



A boy goes back home from school with a pain in his stomach...

Mother: Just have some food. Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It will be all right when you have got something in it.

Shortly afterwards, his dad comes in from office complaining of a headache...

Boy: That's because it's empty! You'd have been all right, if you had something in it.


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Mother and son joke and humor



A little boy asking his mother...

Son: Mummy, did you ever see me before I was born?

Mother: No, dear!

Son: Then how did you know that it was me?


Jokes and humor category: Mother and son jokes and humor

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