Text message on college jokes

One of the short text message jokes on College jokes goes like this:


Parents of a student who has just passed out his school went to inquire about a college...

Parents: Is this college good?

Watchman: Yes, it is very good!

Parents: And why do you think so?

Watchman: I did my graduation from here and was immediately employed by the college.


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Kid joke and humor

A boy goes back home from school with a pain in his stomach...

Mother: Just have some food. Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It will be all right when you have got something in it.

Shortly afterwards, his dad comes in from office complaining of a headache...

Boy: That's because it's empty! You'd have been all right, if you had something in it.


Jokes and humor category: Kid jokes and humor

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Father and son joke and humor

Father: How are your grades, son?

Son: Underwater, dad!

Father: What does that mean?

Son: Below "C" level.


Jokes and humor category: Father and son jokes and humor

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Marital joke and humor

Little girl: Mummy, do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time..."?

Mother: No darling! Some also start with, "Sorry I'm so late dear, I just got stuck in the office."


Jokes and humor category: Marital jokes and humor

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Dad and son joke and humor

Dad: Son, this time I expect 80 percent marks in your final examination.

Son: No Dad, I think I'll manage 100 percent.

Dad: Don't joke with me.

Son: Who started the joke?


Jokes and humor category: Dad and son jokes and humor

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Mother and son joke and humor

A little boy asking his mother...

Son: Mummy, did you ever see me before I was born?

Mother: No, dear!

Son: Then how did you know that it was me?


Jokes and humor category: Mother and son jokes and humor

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