Maths joke and humor

Humor on the short sms Maths joke, goes like this:


Father: So how was your exam result this time, son?

Son: I failed in every subject, except for mathematics!

Father: And, how did you keep from failing in maths?

Son: I didn't take the maths exam.


Related short sms jokes and humor categories:

• Father and son jokes and humor
• School jokes and humor
• Children jokes and humor
  

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Mathematics joke and humor

Question: Why did the maths book go to the doctor?

Answer: Because it had a lot of problems.


Jokes and humor category: Mathematics jokes and humor

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School joke and humor

In the school...

Mathematics teacher: John, if you had six bananas, six oranges, six apples and eight guavas, what would be the result?

Student John: Severe indigestion, sir!


Jokes and humor category: School jokes and humor

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Teacher and student joke and humor

In the mathematics class...

Teacher: If you bought fifty doughnuts for one pound, what would each one be?

Student: Stale, miss! They'd have to be, at that price.


Jokes and humor category: Teacher and student jokes and humor

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School joke

In the school, during a mathematics class...

Teacher: If I were to ask you to add 8,137 to 731 and then divide the result by two, what do you think you would get?

Student: The wrong answer, sir.


Jokes and humor category: School jokes and humor

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