Short Joke - Skeleton Swim

The short humor on "Skeleton Swim" text jokes goes like this:


Question: Where does a skeleton swim?

Answer: In the Dead Sea, of course.


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Lazy joke and humor

Short mobile text sms humor on the Lazy joke, goes like this:


Question: What does a lazy dog chase?

Answer: A parked car.


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Fart joke and humor

Short mobile text sms humor on the Fart joke, goes like this:


Question: Why do farts smell?

Answer: For benefit of the deaf!


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Traffic joke and humor

Humor on the short sms Traffic joke, goes like this:


Question: What did the traffic light say to the car?

Answer: Don't look, I'm changing!


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Weather joke and humor

Question: How is a man like the whether?

Answer: Nothing can be done to change either one of them!


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Brain joke and humor

Dumbo: How long a person can live without a brain?

Doctor: How old are you?


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Mind joke and humor

Mr Bush: I have changed my mind!

Mrs Bush: Oh good! Does it work better than the old one?


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Question and answer joke and humor

Question: Why do storks only lift one leg?

Answer: Because if they lifted the other leg, they'd fall over.


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Funny joke and humor

Question: What is the difference between man and Superman?

Answer: Man wears underwear under the trouser, while Superman wears it over the trouser.


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Serious joke and humor

Mr Serious: Are you going to take a bath?

Mr Humor: No - I'm going to leave it where it is.


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Short joke and humor

"Whatever I say goes!"

"Please talk to yourself."


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