The short humor on "Skeleton Swim" text jokes goes like this:
Question: Where does a skeleton swim?
Answer: In the Dead Sea, of course.
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Short Joke - Skeleton Swim
The short humor on "Skeleton Swim" text jokes goes like this:
Question: Where does a skeleton swim?
Answer: In the Dead Sea, of course.
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Fishing joke and humor
Davis is fishing in the pond...
Policeman: Can't you read the sign which says "NO FISHING HERE".
Davis: But I'm not fishing. I'm just teaching my worm how to swim.
Jokes and humor category: Fishing jokes and humor
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The drunk man
"Help! help!" -shouted the man in the sea. "I can't swim!"
"So what?" -shouted back a drunk man from the shore. "I can't play the piano, but I'm not shouting about it."
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