Text message on cricket jokes

One of the short text message jokes on Cricket jokes goes like this:


Question: Why is it so hot when cricketers are about to lose a match?

Answer: Their fans have left by then.


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• Cricket jokes
• Sports jokes
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Text message on sports jokes

One of the short text message jokes on Sports jokes goes like this:


Question: Why are scuba divers always scoring bad grades?

Answer: Because they are below C-level.


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• Sports jokes
• Question answer jokes
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Hooker joke and humor

Short mobile text sms humor on the Hooker joke, goes like this:


A couple met on a golf course and fell in love. A few weeks later, while playing golf...

Man: It's only fair to warn you - I'm a golf buff! I live, eat, breathe and sleep golf!

Woman: Since we are being honest here, I've something to tell you - I'm a hooker!

Man: It's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball!


Related short mobile text sms jokes and humor categories:

• Golf jokes and humor
• Man and Woman jokes and humor
• Love jokes and humor
  

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Joke: Golf is improving

At a golf course...

Mr Bush: Do you think my golf is improving?

Caddie: Surely Mr Bush! Because today you hit the ball in one!


Jokes and humor category: Golf jokes and humor

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Golf joke and humor

After his last shot...

Mr Bush: What do you think of my game?

Caddie: (After thinking for a moment) I think your game is quite good, but I still prefer golf myself!


Jokes and humor category: Golf jokes and humor

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Golf joke and humor

Golfer (very keen to improve his game): Do you notice any improvement in me today, caddie?

Caddie: Yes, sir! You've had a haircut.


Jokes and humor category: Golf jokes and humor

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Doctor and patient joke and humor

Doctor: Did you get that scar when you were in the football team?

Patient: No, doctor! I got it when the football team was on me!


Jokes and humor category: Doctor and patient jokes and humor

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