Men Prefer To Kiss

The short joke "Men Prefer To Kiss" goes like this:

Question: Why most of the men prefer to kiss women’s lips?

Answer: Because that's the best way to shut a woman’s mouth for at least some seconds.

Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text jokes:

• Question Answer jokes
• Men Women jokes
• Kiss jokes

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Chasing Intention

The short joke on "Chasing Intention" goes like this:

Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

Answer: Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving!

Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS text messages and text jokes:

• Marriage jokes
• Men Women jokes
• Dog jokes

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Hooker joke and humor

Short mobile text sms humor on the Hooker joke, goes like this:


A couple met on a golf course and fell in love. A few weeks later, while playing golf...

Man: It's only fair to warn you - I'm a golf buff! I live, eat, breathe and sleep golf!

Woman: Since we are being honest here, I've something to tell you - I'm a hooker!

Man: It's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball!


Related short mobile text sms jokes and humor categories:

• Golf jokes and humor
• Man and Woman jokes and humor
• Love jokes and humor
  

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Book joke and humor

Humor on the short sms Book joke, goes like this:


Question: What is the thinnest book in the world?

Answer: 'What men know about women.'


Related short sms jokes and humor categories:

• Question and answer jokes and humor
• Men and women jokes and humor
• Book and author jokes and humor
  

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Rose joke and humor

What they mean...

When men say: I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses!

They actually mean: The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe!


Jokes and humor category: Rose jokes and humor

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Women joke and humor

Question: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

Answer: A battery has a positive side.


Jokes and humor category: Women jokes and humor

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Fart joke and humor

Question: Why do men fart more than women?

Answer: Because women don't shut up long enough to build up pressure.


Jokes and humor category: Fart jokes and humor

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