Reality joke and humor

Short mobile text sms humor on the Reality joke, goes like this:


Reality of love and marriage: When you are in love, you wish you were married! When you are married, you wish you were in love!


Related short mobile text sms jokes and humor categories:

• Love jokes and humor
• Marriage jokes and humor
• Man and woman jokes and humor
  

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Microsoft joke and humor

There was once a young man who wanted to become a great writer. Whenever he was asked, what exactly he meant by 'great writer', the man used to say...

"I wish to write stuff that the whole world will read; stuff that people will react with true emotions; stuff that will make them scream, cry and howl in pain and anger!"

Well, his wishes are now fulfilled!
He works for Microsoft, writing error messages.


Jokes and humor category: Microsoft jokes and humor

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Genie joke and humor

One fine day a man meets a genie...

Genie: You can have anything you wish, on one condition.

Man: And, what is that?

Genie: Your mother-in-law gets double!

Man: OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death.


Jokes and humor category: Genie jokes and humor

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