Michael Jackson

The short joke on "Michael Jackson" goes like this:


Question: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and grocery bag?

Answer: One is white, made out of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. The other one carries groceries.


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Milk joke and humor

Humor on the short sms Milk joke, goes like this:


Question: How do you tell the difference between a cow and a bull?

Answer: Milk them both. The one that smiles is the bull.


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Difference between joke and humor

Question: What is the difference between your wife and your job?

Answer: After 10 years your job still sucks!


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Differential joke and humor

The difference between a good committee member and a bad committee member is that a good one sleeps upright and a bad one sleeps horizontally.


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