Shaky joke and humor

The short sms humor on Shaky joke, goes like this:


Question: Why do women prefer old gynecologists?

Answer: Because they have shaky hands.


Related short sms jokes and humor categories:

• Gynecologist jokes and humor
• Question and answer jokes and humor
• Women jokes and humor
  

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Joke: Sexual harassment

Everyday the man walks up to this newly joined lady in the office, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After nearly a week, the lady gets extremely irritated and contacts a lawyer to file a sexual harassment suit against the man...

Lawyer: (puzzled) But what's so sexually threatening about an office coworker appreciating the smell of your hair?

Lady: He's a midget!


Jokes and humor category: Sexual harassment jokes and humor

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Hotel joke and humor

I once stayed in a hotel where the walls of our room were so thin that every time I asked my wife a question I got three different answers.


Jokes and humor category: Hotel jokes and humor

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Wife joke and humor

The lawyer was reading out his client Mr Bush's will in front of the whole family and had just come to the last paragraph...

"I always said I'd mention my dear wife, Laura, in my will," read out the lawyer. "So, hello there, Laura!"


Jokes and humor category: Wife jokes and humor

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Nudist joke and humor

In a nudist camp, a beautiful and sexy young woman walked over to the young man...

Nude man: Pleased to meet you!

Nude woman: (Looked down and blushed) I can see you are!


Jokes and humor category: Nudist jokes and humor

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Man and woman joke and humor

Man was made before woman to give him time to think of an answer to her first question.


Jokes and humor category: Man and woman jokes and humor

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Prisoner joke and humor

In the courtroom...

Judge: Silence in the court! The next person who shouts will be thrown out.

Prisoner: Hurrah!


Jokes and humor category: Prisoner jokes and humor

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Drunk joke and humor

A policeman noticing a jay walking drunk pedestrian, ran up to him...

Policeman: Here! Can't you see there's a zebra crossing only fifty yards away? And, don't you know that you could be penalized if caught while crossing the road in this dangerous spot?

Drunk pedestrian: Well, I hope it's having a better luck than I am!


Jokes and humor category: Drunk jokes and humor

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Mental asylum joke and humor

A mentally unbalanced patient is writing something on a piece of paper in a mental asylum...

Doctor: What are you writing?

Patient: A letter!

Doctor: To whom are you writing?

Patient: To myself!

Doctor: (puzzled) What are you writing?

Patient: I don't know! I haven't posted the letter yet.


Jokes and humor category: Mental asylum jokes and humor

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Party joke and humor

Julia: Would you like to come to my housewarming party on Friday?

George: I'd love to! What's the address?

Julia: Number 4 Crescent High. Just ring the bell with your elbow.

George: Why can't I ring it with my finger?

Julia: You're not coming empty-handed, are you?


Jokes and humor category: Party jokes and humor

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Lawyer joke and humor

In the news...

A world-famous lawyer was holidaying on an expensive yacht when he fell overboard into a group of sharks, yesterday.

They declined to eat him out of professional courtesy.


Jokes and humor category: Lawyer jokes and humor

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Confession joke and humor

I humbly confess that I've got the most sexy, juicy, witty, creative and intelligent wife in the world...

...I just hope her husband doesn't know about it!


Jokes and humor category: Confession jokes and humor

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Caller joke and humor

Mr.Bush receives a phone call...

Caller: Hello, sir! We are conducting a contest, where you will receive $1000 if you answer "no" to my first question. Are you ready?

Mr. Bush: Yes, yes.


Jokes and humor category: Caller jokes and humor

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Intelligent joke and humor

Mr. Intelligent: Do you know someone who can jump higher than the Eiffel Tower?

Mr. Average: That's impossible! No one can jump that high.

Mr. Intelligent: Actually, we all can. The Eiffel Tower can't jump.


Jokes and humor category: Intelligent jokes and humor

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Marital joke and humor

Little girl: Mummy, do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time..."?

Mother: No darling! Some also start with, "Sorry I'm so late dear, I just got stuck in the office."


Jokes and humor category: Marital jokes and humor

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Man and woman joke and humor

Question to women: What is the difference between men and government bonds?

Answer by women: The bonds mature.


Jokes and humor category: Man and woman jokes and humor

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Wife joke and humor

Man to friend: My wife doesn't know what she wants.

Friend: You're lucky. Mine does!


Jokes and humor category: Wife jokes and humor

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Restaurant joke and humor

In the restaurant...

Customer: Excuse me, but how long have you been working here?

Waitress: About three months, sir!

Customer: Oh! Then it couldn't have been you who took my order.


Jokes and humor category: Restaurant jokes and humor

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Smart joke and humor

Robert: Stop cheating with the cards!

Alan: How do you know I'm cheating?

Robert: Because you are not playing the hand I dealt you!


Jokes and humor category: Smart jokes and humor

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Marriage joke and humor

"What did you do before you got married?"

"Anything I wanted to do!"


Jokes and humor category: Marriage jokes and humor

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