Milkman Dresses

The short joke "Milkman Dresses" goes like this:

Two women were talking about their new milkman...

First woman: He's very good looking, punctual and dresses so smartly...

Second woman: And, so quickly too!

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• Milkman jokes
• Double Meaning jokes
• Women jokes

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Brains Between His Legs

The short joke "Brains Between His Legs" goes like this:

Two woman were talking about the new hunk in the neighborhood...

First woman: ...but he acts so stupid!

Second woman: He must be having his brains between his legs (laughingly).

First woman: Yeah (laughingly), but I'd surely love to blow his mind!

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• Matured jokes
• Double Meaning jokes
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No Longer Together

The short joke on "No Longer Together" goes like this:

Two women talking...

Woman 1: Me and my husband are no longer together...

Woman 2: Why?

Woman 1: Well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks all day, has no job and always curses?

Woman 2: No, of course I couldn't!

Woman 1: Well, he couldn't either!

Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS text messages and text jokes:

• Women jokes
• Wife jokes
• Men jokes

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Heaven joke and humor

Short mobile text sms humor on the Heaven joke, goes like this:


Question: What do you call a woman in heaven?

Answer: An angel!

Question: A crowd of women in heaven?

Answer: A host of angels!

Question: And all the women in heaven?

Answer: PEACE ON EARTH!


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• Woman jokes and humor
• Men and women jokes and humor
• Question and answer jokes and humor
  

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Definition joke and humor

Humor on the short sms Definition joke, goes like this:


Definition of 'woman': The most efficient money reducing agent known to mankind. *


* According to wise men.

Related short sms jokes and humor categories:

• Women jokes and humor
• Wise men jokes and humor
• One liner jokes and humor
  

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Shaky joke and humor

The short sms humor on Shaky joke, goes like this:


Question: Why do women prefer old gynecologists?

Answer: Because they have shaky hands.


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• Gynecologist jokes and humor
• Question and answer jokes and humor
• Women jokes and humor
  

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Male joke and humor

Doctor: You are looking so weak and exhausted? Are you properly taking 4 meals a day as I had advised?

Woman patient: Oh my god! I heard 4 males per day!


Jokes and humor category: Male jokes and humor

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Women joke and humor

Question: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

Answer: A battery has a positive side.


Jokes and humor category: Women jokes and humor

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Fart joke and humor

Question: Why do men fart more than women?

Answer: Because women don't shut up long enough to build up pressure.


Jokes and humor category: Fart jokes and humor

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