Heaven joke and humor

Short mobile text sms humor on the Heaven joke, goes like this:


Question: What do you call a woman in heaven?

Answer: An angel!

Question: A crowd of women in heaven?

Answer: A host of angels!

Question: And all the women in heaven?

Answer: PEACE ON EARTH!


Related short mobile text sms jokes and humor categories:

• Woman jokes and humor
• Men and women jokes and humor
• Question and answer jokes and humor
  

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Father joke and humor

George: You haven't ever told me about your father! Where is he?

Bill: Well, he has left this earth!

George: Oh, I'm so sorry! I didn't know, he's no more!

Bill: Oh no! You're getting it all wrong. My father is an astronaut and has left this planet Earth on a space expedition.

Jokes and humor category: Father jokes and humor

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Kid joke and humor

Kid: Our school teacher says that we are on earth to help other people!

Mother: Of course! Your teacher is right, my son.

Kid: Then what are the others here on earth for?


Jokes and humor category: Kid jokes and humor

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