Text message on wallet jokes

One of the short text message jokes on Wallet jokes goes like this:


Thief: (pointing a gun) Quick! Hand me your wallet.

Man: Don't shoot! Here, take my wallet.

Thief: Haha... There are no bullets in my gun.

Man: Haha... There's no money in my wallet.


Related short text message jokes and humor categories:

• Wallet jokes
• Thief jokes
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Definition joke and humor

Humor on the short sms Definition joke, goes like this:


Definition of 'woman': The most efficient money reducing agent known to mankind. *


* According to wise men.

Related short sms jokes and humor categories:

• Women jokes and humor
• Wise men jokes and humor
• One liner jokes and humor
  

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Bush joke and humor

Mr Blair: Is it true Mr Bush that you married Laura for the money her grandfather left her?

Mr Bush: Of course not! I would still have married her if someone else had left her the money.


Jokes and humor category: Bush jokes and humor

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