Text message on wallet jokes

One of the short text message jokes on Wallet jokes goes like this:


Thief: (pointing a gun) Quick! Hand me your wallet.

Man: Don't shoot! Here, take my wallet.

Thief: Haha... There are no bullets in my gun.

Man: Haha... There's no money in my wallet.


Related short text message jokes and humor categories:

• Wallet jokes
• Thief jokes
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Cab joke and humor

A man takes a cab and reaches his destination...

Cab driver: Sir, I'm so sorry! I forgot to switch on the meter. How much should I charge you then, for the ride?

Passenger: Oh, don't bother yourself with that! I'm not carrying my wallet today.


Jokes and humor category: Cab jokes and humor

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