Honey joke and humor

What he means...

When a husband says: Take a break honey, you are working too hard!

He actually means: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner!


Jokes and humor category: Honey jokes and humor

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Genie joke and humor

One fine day a man meets a genie...

Genie: You can have anything you wish, on one condition.

Man: And, what is that?

Genie: Your mother-in-law gets double!

Man: OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death.


Jokes and humor category: Genie jokes and humor

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Husband and wife joke and humor

Husband: When I proposed to you and we got married, your hair was blond. Now it's dark brown.

Wife: So? Dark brown is my natural hair color!

Husband: I know that, now! I was just wondering if I could sue you for bleach of promise!


Jokes and humor category: Husband and wife jokes and humor

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Wife jokes and humor

"What's the trouble? You look really miserable!"

"It's Kate, your wife!"

"My wife?"

"Yes, I'm afraid she's been unfaithful to both of us!"


Jokes and humor category: Wife jokes and humor

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Marital joke and humor

Little girl: Mummy, do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time..."?

Mother: No darling! Some also start with, "Sorry I'm so late dear, I just got stuck in the office."


Jokes and humor category: Marital jokes and humor

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Marriage joke and humor

"What did you do before you got married?"

"Anything I wanted to do!"


Jokes and humor category: Marriage jokes and humor

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Wife joke and humor

One husband I know hasn't spoken to his wife for ten years! Actually he's far too polite to interrupt her talking!


Jokes and humor category: Wife jokes and humor

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Confession joke and humor

Honest confession...

Husband: Someone stole all my wife's credit cards. I won't be reporting this. The thief spends less than my wife did!


Jokes and humor category: Confession jokes and humor

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Marital joke and humor

It was wife's birthday...

Husband: Where do you want to go?

Wife: (Delighted) Take me somewhere I've never been!

Husband: How about the kitchen?


Jokes and humor category: Marital jokes and humor

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Wife joke

Confession by a husband about his wife...

My wife has a better sense of judgment than I have - she chose me as her husband.


Jokes and humor category: Wife jokes and humor

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Husband and wife joke

Marriage humor...

Husband: Where's all the money I give you for household expenses going?

Wife: If you stand sideways and look in the mirror, you'll see.


Jokes and humor category: Husband and wife jokes and humor

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Marriage joke on break up

George: If you don't mind me asking, why did your marriage to Janice break up?

Bill: It was due to sickness.

George: I didn't know you or Janice had been ill!

Bill: We hadn't. I just got sick of Janice.


Jokes and humor category: Man and woman jokes and humor

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Dumb husband

The smart wife (of a dumb husband) to her friend...

My husband isn't exactly stupid - it's just that he's been educated beyond his intelligence.


Jokes and humor category: Husband jokes and humor

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Marriage humor

Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with a friend! You order something that you like to have. But when you see the other fellow has got something else, you wish you had ordered that!


Jokes category: Marriage jokes

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Lazy neighbor

My neighbor is the laziest man I know. He's so lazy that he married a pregnant woman!

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Successful husband and woman

A successful husband is the one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is the one who finds such a man!

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Marriage diet

A newly married couple in a shopping mall...

Wife: Stop looking at girls, you are married now!

Husband: You mean if I'm on a diet, I can't even look at the menu?


Moral: Men will be men!

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Lucky man

Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.

Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!

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Husband - Who?

A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is 'honest'.

A man who surrenders when he's not sure, is 'wise'.

But a man who surrenders when he's right, is surely a 'husband'.

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Millionaire husband

A woman was telling her friend, "It's me who has made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?", asked the friend. The woman replied, "A multi-millionaire."

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