Wear to club dance

The short joke on "Wear to club dance" goes like this:


Two ladies were discussing what they should wear to the club dance...

First lady: We are supposed to wear something to match our husband's hair! So I'm going to wear black.

Second lady: (gasping) I don't think I'll go. My husband is bald!


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Husband and wife joke and humor

Husband: When I proposed to you and we got married, your hair was blond. Now it's dark brown.

Wife: So? Dark brown is my natural hair color!

Husband: I know that, now! I was just wondering if I could sue you for bleach of promise!


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