The short joke on "Best Husband" goes like this:
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
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Showing posts with label husband jokes and humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label husband jokes and humor. Show all posts
Confession joke and humor
I humbly confess that I've got the most sexy, juicy, witty, creative and intelligent wife in the world...
...I just hope her husband doesn't know about it!
Jokes and humor category: Confession jokes and humor
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Bitchy joke and humor
Janice: My husband gives me everything I want!
Sally: Maybe that's because you don't want enough!
Jokes and humor category: Bitchy jokes and humor
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Husband joke and humor
Sally: My husband is no good!
Samantha: But last week only, you told me, "he's a model husband"!
Sally: He's a model husband - but not a working model.
Jokes and humor category: Husband jokes and humor
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Husband and wife joke
My wife and I never argue. She always goes her way and I always go hers.
Jokes and humor category: Husband and wife jokes and humor
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Dumb husband
The smart wife (of a dumb husband) to her friend...
My husband isn't exactly stupid - it's just that he's been educated beyond his intelligence.
Jokes and humor category: Husband jokes and humor
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Husband and wife
During an abusive fight...
Husband: If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!
Wife: My dear, if it weren't for your money, I wouldn't be here either.
Jokes and humor category: Husband and wife jokes and humor
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Husband in ruins
Victoria: My husband's career is in ruins.
Julia: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that!
Victoria: There's nothing to be sorry about. He's an archaeologist.
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Infidelity
Angelina was walking along pushing her new baby in its pram when an old friend approached, looked into the pram and said, "Oh my! He is so beautiful! He looks just like his father."
"I know, said Angelina, "It's a pity he doesn't look more like my husband."
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Marriage diet
A newly married couple in a shopping mall...
Wife: Stop looking at girls, you are married now!
Husband: You mean if I'm on a diet, I can't even look at the menu?
Moral: Men will be men!
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Husband - Who?
A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is 'honest'.
A man who surrenders when he's not sure, is 'wise'.
But a man who surrenders when he's right, is surely a 'husband'.
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Millionaire husband
A woman was telling her friend, "It's me who has made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?", asked the friend. The woman replied, "A multi-millionaire."
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The husband needs some rest
After thoroughly checking a man (accompanied by his wife) at his clinic...
Doctor: Your husband is perfectly all right. He only needs some rest, that's all. Just take this sleeping pills.
Wife: When should I give them to him?
Doctor: Oh no, those are for you.
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Marriage blues
Some wise men had said sometime:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man worries about his future after he gets a wife.
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