Rocket jokes

The short joke on "Rocket jokes" goes like this:

A discussion going on between an airplane and a rocket about speed...

Airplane: How is that you can fly so fast?

Rocket: You will know if they put fire under your arse!

Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS text messages and text jokes:

• Aviation jokes
• Airline jokes
• Air hostess jokes

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Engine joke and humor

Humor on the short sms Engine joke, goes like this:


While preparing to take off, the airplane suddenly stopped. Then after an hour-long wait, it finally took off...

Passenger: What was the problem?

Flight attendant: The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine and it took us a while to find a new pilot.


Related short sms jokes and humor categories:

• Airline jokes and humor
• Pilot jokes and humor
• Air hostess jokes and humor
  

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