Engine joke and humor

Humor on the short sms Engine joke, goes like this:


While preparing to take off, the airplane suddenly stopped. Then after an hour-long wait, it finally took off...

Passenger: What was the problem?

Flight attendant: The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine and it took us a while to find a new pilot.


Related short sms jokes and humor categories:

• Airline jokes and humor
• Pilot jokes and humor
• Air hostess jokes and humor
  

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Hijacking joke and humor

In the cockpit, sticking a gun on the pilot's back...

Hijacker: Take me to London.

Pilot: But we're supposed to be going to London anyway!

Hijacker: I know! But I've been hijacked to Cuba twice before, so this time I'm taking no chances.


Jokes and humor category: Hijacking jokes and humor

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Airlines joke

Air traffic controller: What's your hight and position?

Pilot: I'm about six feet two inches and seated on the pilot's seat.


Jokes and humor category: Airlines jokes and humor

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