Same Price

The short joke on "Same Price" goes like this:

In an airplane, a man got fascinated by a sexy air hostess...

Man: What's your name?

Air hostess: Benz, sir.

Man: Lovely name! Any relation with Mercedes-Benz?

Air hostess: Same price, sir!

Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS text messages and text jokes:

• Air hostess jokes
• Airline jokes
• Matured jokes

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Text message on airplane jokes

One of the short text message jokes on Airplane jokes goes like this:


Inside an on flight airplane...

Passenger: Boston has come! Boston has come!

Air hostess: Be silent, please!

Passenger: Oston has come! Oston has come!


Related short text message jokes and humor categories:

• Airplane jokes
• Airline jokes
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Airline joke and humor

"Stewardess, I want to complain about this airline. Every time I fly, I get the same seat, I can't see the in-flight movie and there are no window blinds, so I can't sleep."

"Captain, shut up and land the plane."


Jokes and humor category: Airline jokes and humor

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The air hostess

The 'would-be' air hostess was being interviewed by her boss...

"Tell me, what would you do if you found yourself in a shallow dive?"

Air hostess: I'd drink up quickly and get out.

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