Joke: Dumbo and the thief

Once Dumbo went for a stroll, where, suddenly he got attacked by a thief. But Dumbo put up a brave and mad fight. However, after a long fight, the thief overpowered him and found only $2 in his pocket. The thief got very upset...

Thief: Why did you fight for such a paltry sum?

Dumbo: I thought you were after the $2000 in my shoes!


Jokes and humor category: Dumbo andBambo jokes and humor

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Dumbo and Bambo joke and humor

Bambo: Why have you come out in this heavy rain with an umbrella full of holes?

Dumbo: So that I know when the rain stops, stupid!

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Dumbo and Bambo joke and humor

After watching a suspense thriller...

Bambo: Just imagine! The heroine turned out to be the killer!

Dumbo: You shouldn't reveal the ending.

Bambo: But you have already watched the movie!

Dumbo: So what, stupid? Suppose I decide to watch it again!


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Dumbo and Bambo joke and humor

Bambo: Dumbo, I heard that you ran into a tree, yesterday!

Dumbo: Oh yes!

Bambo: But why?

Dumbo: Stupid, it was an accident! -I honked, but it wouldn't budge.


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Dumbo and Bambo joke and humor

Bambo: Why are you putting starch in your vodka?

Dumbo: Stupid! Because I want a stiff drink.


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Dumbo and Bambo

Dumbo: I'm feeling rather homesick.

Bambo: But you are at home only, for quite some months!

Dumbo: Stupid! That's why I've become sick of it.


Jokes and humor category: Stupid jokes and humor

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Dumbo and Bambo

One fine day, Dumbo was furiously digging huge pits in his backyard...

Bambo: Why are you digging up your backyard in such a messy way? Are you planning to plant some saplings?

Dumbo: No! A year back I had buried my hard earned savings somewhere here for safety, but now I can't find it!

Bambo: But didn't you put any mark to help you recognize the spot?

Dumbo: Don't talk like a foolish! Why wouldn't I keep a mark? I had planted the money just right under a dark cloud.

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Dumbo and Bambo

On their way to meet their first 'dates'...

Bambo: You've put your shoes on the wrong feet!

Dumbo: (without even looking at them) Stop being stupid, these are the only feet I've got! And for heaven's sake, don't look and behave like an idiot while with the girls!

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