Short Jokes, One Liners, SMS Jokes, Funnies, Test Jokes

Tickle your lighter side. Rejuvenate your sense of humor. Sit back to munch on some funny SMS text jokes. Indulge yourself into the luxury of subtle laugh with our refreshing funnies in witty one liners and short jokes.

Dumbo and Bambo

On their way to meet their first 'dates'...

Bambo: You've put your shoes on the wrong feet!

Dumbo: (without even looking at them) Stop being stupid, these are the only feet I've got! And for heaven's sake, don't look and behave like an idiot while with the girls!

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  1. Reason why never visit a 5 * Hotel:

    Question : " What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
    Answer: " tea please "
    Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
    Answer : "Ceylon tea "
    Question : "How would you like it ? Black or white ?"
    Answer: "white"
    Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ? "
    Answer: "With milk "
    Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
    Answer: "With cow milk please.
    Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
    Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "
    Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? "
    Answer: "With sugar"
    Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
    Answer: "Cane sugar "
    Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
    Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
    Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "
    Answer: "Mineral water"
    Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
    Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst"

  2. lol....thats as funny as always...

  3. @ malawika...was it ur experience, lol...

  4. And now, try to imagine that you are in this same hotel and you ask for a toilet paper... and you want... You Need go to the bathroom...


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