Short Jokes, One Liners, SMS Jokes, Funnies, Test Jokes

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Dumbo and Bambo



On their way to meet their first 'dates'...

Bambo: You've put your shoes on the wrong feet!

Dumbo: (without even looking at them) Stop being stupid, these are the only feet I've got! And for heaven's sake, don't look and behave like an idiot while with the girls!

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4 comments:

  1. Reason why never visit a 5 * Hotel:

    Question : " What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
    Answer: " tea please "
    Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
    Answer : "Ceylon tea "
    Question : "How would you like it ? Black or white ?"
    Answer: "white"
    Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ? "
    Answer: "With milk "
    Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
    Answer: "With cow milk please.
    Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
    Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "
    Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? "
    Answer: "With sugar"
    Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
    Answer: "Cane sugar "
    Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
    Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
    Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "
    Answer: "Mineral water"
    Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
    Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst"

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  2. lol....thats as funny as always...

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  3. @ malawika...was it ur experience, lol...

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  4. And now, try to imagine that you are in this same hotel and you ask for a toilet paper... and you want... You Need go to the bathroom...

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