On their way to meet their first 'dates'...
Bambo: You've put your shoes on the wrong feet!
Dumbo: (without even looking at them) Stop being stupid, these are the only feet I've got! And for heaven's sake, don't look and behave like an idiot while with the girls!
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Reason why never visit a 5 * Hotel:
ReplyDeleteQuestion : " What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"
Answer: " tea please "
Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
Answer : "Ceylon tea "
Question : "How would you like it ? Black or white ?"
Answer: "white"
Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ? "
Answer: "With milk "
Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Answer: "With cow milk please.
Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "
Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? "
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Answer: "Cane sugar "
Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst"
lol....thats as funny as always...
ReplyDelete@ malawika...was it ur experience, lol...
ReplyDeleteAnd now, try to imagine that you are in this same hotel and you ask for a toilet paper... and you want... You Need go to the bathroom...
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